He ʻakaʻaka e pili ana i nā mea lapaʻau

He 30 makahiki koʻu he kauka holoholona! Auwe! 30 mau makahiki - ma lalo o ke kahawai!

Kāhea ke kanaka i ke kauka lapaʻau e ʻike i kāna python a lohe ke kauka i ka ʻuā o ka python! ʻOliʻoli ka mea lapaʻau - He hihia i ʻike ʻole ʻia kēia - he python ʻū! No ia ʻike, e loaʻa paha iaʻu kahi makana Nobel! Kane: “Kauka—e unuhi mua paha mākou i ka dachshund āna i moni ai?!

Hele mai ke kauka i ke kauka lapaʻau maʻi. - E haʻi pololei mai iaʻu i kahi o kou ʻeha? "A ma ke ala, ʻaʻole wau e nīnau i kaʻu mau maʻi i ko lākou maʻi," wahi a ke kauka holoholona. - Hana wau iā lākou me ka nīnau ʻole! A laila, huli ke kauka i ka wahine a ke kauka lapaʻau, hāʻawi iā ia i ka pauda a ʻōlelo aku: – E hānai i kāu kāne i kēia lāʻau, a inā ʻaʻole kōkua i ke kakahiaka, pono ʻoe e hoʻomoe iā ia!

Hoʻokahi haumāna makemake nui, e aʻo ana ma ke kula holoholona, ​​ua hoʻomālamalama ʻia i ka pō ma ke ʻano he taxidermist (stuffer). Ma hope o ka puka ʻana, ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hiki iā ia ke hoʻohui i nā ʻoihana ʻelua, e hoʻonui i kāna mau hana a ma laila e pāpālua ai kāna kālā. Ua wehe ʻo ia i kāna keʻena lapaʻau holoholona a kau i kahi hōʻailona ma ka puka: "Dr. Jones: ʻO ka Veterinarian and Taxidermist - i kekahi ala a i ʻole, e hoʻihoʻi ʻoe i kāu holoholona!"

I ke kauwela ma kahi kauhale hoʻomaha, uaʻeha ka'īlio o kekahi o ka poʻe hoʻomaha i ka hakakā me ka porcupine. Ua huli ke kama'āina kauwela i ke kauka lapaʻau kūloko no ke kōkua. "ʻO kāu $100," wahi a ke kauka lapaʻau, me ka hāʻawi ʻana i ke kōkua kūpono. "ʻAe, ua pau kou manaʻo," wahi a ke kamaʻāina kauwela, "ke momona nei ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi ke hele mākou e hoʻomaha!" E hoʻohana i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻohe wahi e huli ai!!! Akā, he aha kāu hana i ka hoʻoilo inā ʻaʻole mākou ma ʻaneʻi? – Like what?! Hoʻoulu mākou i nā porcupine…

Ua hele mai ʻelua mau haumāna lapaʻau i kauhale no ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa. Noho iho. Kāhea ʻia lākou i ka mahiʻai e ʻike i ka bipi maʻi. Nānā kekahi i ka waha, a nānā kekahi ma lalo o ka huelo. Aia kēia kamaʻilio: – Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike iaʻu? - ʻAʻole! - ʻaʻole nō wai. No laila, volvulus.

Hui nā kāne ʻelua. ʻO kekahi i kekahi: – ʻO kaʻu pōpoki, maikaʻi, zadolbal wale nō!!! E like me Malaki, uē ʻo ia me ka leo ʻino. "A lawe ʻoe iā ia i ke kauka." Ma ia mea ua kaʻawale lākou. Hoʻokahi makahiki ma hope mai, hui hou lāua. — E hoʻomanaʻo, ua ʻōlelo au iā ʻoe e lawe i ka pōpoki i ke kauka? – ʻAe, ua hana wau… "Pehea, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e uē i kāu punawai i kēia manawa?" - E like me ka uē ʻana. I kēia manawa e ʻuā ana: — ʻAuhea? Aia i hea lākou? Auhea-ee?!!!

Hele mai kekahi kanaka i ka vet - He aha kāu e hoʻopiʻi nei? - No ke ola. – Akā, ʻaʻole wau he psychologist, akā he kauka holoholona. No laila ua like ke ola me ka ʻīlio.

— Aloha, e ke kauka, e hoala mai ia'u i ka popoki! - E like me kēia? “ʻAe, ua hoʻomoe ʻoe iā ia i ka makahiki i hala, e hoʻāla iā ia i kēia manawa.

“Ua ʻoki au i nā pōpoki. Hiki ke hoolei. E ʻike mākou pehea e hele ai.

ʻO ka hoʻolaha ʻana ma ka nūpepa: "Clinic Veterinary" Kind Doctor Aibolit ": euthanasia, cremation, removal, castration, sterilization, ʻoki ʻana i nā pepeiao a me ka huelo, ʻoki lauoho a me ka wehe ʻana i nā maiuu." Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka hana a ka Evil Doctor Aibolit?

Ke kāhea nei i ke kauka: – I kēia manawa e hele mai koʻu makuahōnōwai wahine iā ʻoe me kahi ʻīlio kahiko. Hāʻawi ʻoe iā ia i kekahi o nā mea ʻawaʻawa ikaika loa i ʻole ʻo ia e ʻeha a make koke ... Vet: E ʻike anei ka ʻīlio i kona ala i ka home?