ʻO Parrot ka mea ʻino!

• E kamaʻilio me aʻu!
  

Makemake wale ʻo Loris e kamaʻilio a hōʻike i ko lākou mau manaʻo - a he mea hoʻohui kēia. He leo nui ko lākou, ʻoi aku ka ʻoi, a ʻoi aku ka leo - akā, ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi! ʻAʻohe mea earplugs e hoʻopakele iā ʻoe mai ka sociability o kāu holoholona aloha. Ma kahi hoʻopiʻi liʻiliʻi, e haʻi aku ʻo Lori i ke kūlana me kahi puʻupuʻu a uē paha, a i kekahi manawa ʻaʻohe mea e pono ai! ʻAʻole hiki i ka poʻe āpau ke kū i ke mele "anela" a puni ka manawa. He kanaka paʻakikī paha ʻoe?

• ʻAʻole au ʻai i kēlā!
  

Ma ka meaʻai, ʻohi mau ka loris. Ma ke ʻano, he mau parrots kūikawā kēia. ʻAʻole lākou ʻai i ka hui ʻana o ka palaoa, e like me ka wavy. Ma lalo o nā kūlana kūlohelohe maoli, ʻo ka ʻai o ka loris he pollen, nectar a me ka wai huaʻai, a ua like ko lākou alelo - ʻākeke, e like me ka pōpoki. Maʻaneʻi a ma ka home, pono e pili kokoke ka meaʻai o ka manu i ka mea maoli. No laila, waiho mākou i nāʻanoʻano likeʻole, nā mea kanu a me nā huaʻai a kūʻai i nā meaʻai kūikawā no ka loris, i hoʻoheheʻeʻia i ke kūlike o kaʻaila kawa. Pehea kou manao? Hāʻawi wale i ka inu o ke akua i kēlā mau nani!

• Ke ano? – ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole wau.
  

He meaʻai kūikawā kona hopena. No ka ʻai ʻana o nā loris i ka meaʻai wai, wikiwiki loa kā lākou metabolism. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka hele ʻana o ka Lori parrot i ka lua i ka nui a pinepine, a me ka wai nui. Eia kekahi, ʻo ka halepaku, e like me kou hoʻomaopopo ʻana, ʻaʻole ia he halepaku maoli, akā ʻo nā wahi kahi e "hoʻomanawanui ʻole ai ka parrot". Ma kahi huaʻōlelo, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka mālama ʻana i kahi napkin a me kahi mea hoʻomaʻemaʻe ma ka lima. E mākaukau no ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole ʻo ka hale paʻa wale nō, akā ʻo ka wahi a puni e "hoʻonani ʻia" me nā mea kupanaha!

• Na kipi nani.
  

Ua hoʻomaopopo mua ʻoe i nā lorises he mau mea nani. A he aha ka olinolino me ke kipi iki ole? ʻOiaʻiʻo, i ka hihia o kēia mau manu, ʻaʻole maʻalahi!

Makemake ʻo Laurie e hana ʻino. Ke neʻe mau nei lākou: hoʻoneʻe lākou i kekahi mea, hoʻokaʻawale, peck, inā hiki ke hāʻule lākou i nā mea me ka leʻaleʻa, hoʻopau i nā mea āpau i hiki ke hoʻopuehu. Ma keʻano laulā, ʻaʻole ʻoe e luhi me lākou!

ʻAe, pehea kou mau manaʻo? Ua hoʻololi ʻoe i kou manaʻo e pili ana i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi monster tropical? A i ʻole i hōʻoia ʻia i kā lākou hoʻoholo?

Inā ʻaʻole i hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe nā mea a pau i luna, na mākou ... e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe! ʻO Lori, ʻoiaʻiʻo, kēlā mau "vandals". Eia naʻe, ʻo ka mea mua, he mau manu aloha maikaʻi kēia, pili, akamai a aloha, nā haku maoli o ka hoʻopunipuni a me nā ʻēheu ʻēheu, aʻo maʻalahi a hiki i 70 mau huaʻōlelo kanaka! A e nānā hou iā lākou: nani pupule lākou!